witchesandslippersandhoods:

Does anyone know when exactly this is from? I will love you forever and ever

Undercover F/W 2000, thanks guys

fiyahwhisky:

I feel like Voldemort truly is the ultimate socially awkward penguin.

Try to rule the world -> Thwarted by 1 yr old

Plan a dastardly scheme to return -> Spend one year attached to the back of a face

Use a gigantic poisonous snake as a weapon -> Defeated by a hat

Brag to Harry Potter about how great you are -> He feels sorry for you

Open locket which contains a piece of Voldemort’s soul -> Also contains porn

Finally kill Harry Potter -> Oh wait…

pleatedjeans:

kids vs. adults

aspoonful-of-sugar:

I went along to Carluccio’s wonderful Christmas tasting event last night at their St Christopher’s Place restaurant.

The event was to showcase their Christmas range of food and gift boxes that will be available in stores from October. I used to work at Carluccio’s a few years ago and I loved the…

lovelylovelyfood:

Strawberry Shortcake Cupcakes With Buttercream 

avid:

WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA

imperialbedrooms:

I’m so toasted.

igleehearttvd:

I love the way she says it xD